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These are the first three things I would do in office.
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You’d be an awesome president. But I see a problem with your plan. After you legalize marijuana, nothing else will get done.
(posted 2 months ago)
penny jokes
i have never voted in my life, if you were on the ballot, i would vote for you. you are awesome.
you had me at legalized weed.
(posted 3 months ago)
you coulda beat me
funny
I love funny men!
What’s with making a plant illegal anyway? Lol! I’d vote for ya!
Save the World.
weed should totally be, like, illegal. i, like, totally hate smoking weed, dude.
good standup
hahah your halarious
I WOULD TOTALLY VOTE FOR JAKE IANNARINO FOR PRESIDENT. IT’S A FUCKING JOKE THAT WEED IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY.
I so wish you were on the real ticket. I’d figure out how to rig the machines.
outlaw pennies lolll AMEN
Waiting until day 3 shows remarkable restraint.
Cool
standing o!!!
I agree with 1 and 2.
great work on being Hot Right Now
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You’d be an awesome president. But I see a problem with your plan. After you legalize marijuana, nothing else will get done.
(posted 2 months ago)
penny jokes
(posted 2 months ago)
i have never voted in my life, if you were on the ballot, i would vote for you. you are awesome.
(posted 2 months ago)
you had me at legalized weed.
(posted 3 months ago)
you coulda beat me
(posted 3 months ago)
funny
(posted 3 months ago)
I love funny men!
(posted 3 months ago)
What’s with making a plant illegal anyway? Lol! I’d vote for ya!
(posted 3 months ago)
Save the World.
(posted 3 months ago)
weed should totally be, like, illegal. i, like, totally hate smoking weed, dude.
(posted 3 months ago)
good standup
(posted 3 months ago)
hahah your halarious
(posted 3 months ago)
I WOULD TOTALLY VOTE FOR JAKE IANNARINO FOR PRESIDENT. IT’S A FUCKING JOKE THAT WEED IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY.
(posted 3 months ago)
I so wish you were on the real ticket. I’d figure out how to rig the machines.
(posted 3 months ago)
outlaw pennies lolll AMEN
(posted 3 months ago)
Waiting until day 3 shows remarkable restraint.
(posted 3 months ago)
Cool
(posted 3 months ago)
standing o!!!
(posted 3 months ago)
I agree with 1 and 2.
(posted 3 months ago)
great work on being Hot Right Now
(posted 3 months ago)
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