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Where shall I begin? I was born. In my youth, I befriended pirates. In my teens, I waged a war with Ninjas. The carnage that rests in my wake spans from here to the dance floor. There's nothing we can't face except for bunnies. I just want to say something, and I think you know what I mean. http//www.myspace.com/colevanfilms