Mauria

Oh, and then there was the the fact that I find you you funny, but not the... more »

Oh, and then there was the the fact that I find you you funny, but not the the least bit attactive to me...Ewww. Damn, wish I was, but I'm not...at least not without some serious Vodka. Okay?!? Hell Yeah!!

Ick, Sarah. What's with all the Haters? Can I Drunk Text you like later? Is... more »

Ick, Sarah. What's with all the Haters? Can I Drunk Text you like later? Is 9:00 a.m. too late? Damned, might have to pee and go back to sleep, but swear, I'll call text back. Deep breath...LOVE ME!

How many different ways can you spell "TROUBLE"? ME... more »

How many different ways can you spell "TROUBLE"? ME Hee-hee-Ha-ha-Who-who...Whew, I need a drink. God, That was fun!

Oh My Fucking God! I'm adopted, but I may have really found someone to spar... more »

Oh My Fucking God! I'm adopted, but I may have really found someone to spar with (I mean play with) in the playground...DAMN! Sister, Can you hear me?!?