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(as you see Juno’s van pull away…Jason Bateman’s character bends down to pick up what was left on the door step) “what is that?’...’it looks like a bill from Jif…” (Jennifer Garner pulls paper away)

“Well I was gonna return this dove”-GOB Bluth

“Dwight, at 8 a.m. someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT d... more >

(as you see Juno’s van pull away…Jason Bateman’s character bends down to pick up what was left on the door step) “what is that?’...’it looks like a bill from Jif…” (Jennifer Garner pulls paper away)

“Well I was gonna return this dove”-GOB Bluth

“Dwight, at 8 a.m. someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight”-Jim from The Office

”...affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in direction competition while the white man injects aids into our chicken nuggets… that’s a metaphor”-Tracy Jordan-30 Rock

“Yo Yellow…can you take one of yo’ titties make me slide down a mountain on razor blade into a pool of alcohol, climb a building butt naked and tongue kiss a lizard…CHEESE…”-Tracy Morgan from the Totally Awesome out-takes

“n* just be standing around in the parking lot…I be like, what you waiting on man? 11:30…we gon’ pitch a bih at 11:30”-Richard Pryor

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