Article A QUICK GOODBYE AND THEN MY LAST BLOG
A QUICK GOODBYE AND THEN MY LAST BLOG
Folks,
It has been a fun week posting my blogs for you. I’d like to thank the people at FOD for
featuring me and allowing me the challenge to write something new everyday.
Howe...
by Matt Dwyer
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Article Advice I Shouldn't Have Listened To Fro...
Advice I Shouldn't Have Listened To From My Therapist
Drink that shit out of your brain
Paint your windows black
Kill ‘em all.
Crap in a box and mail it to the president.
Grow a moustache and stare at children.
Wear an Indian headdress to work.
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by Matt Dwyer
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Article My Rehearsed Speech For One Night Stands
My Rehearsed Speech For One Night Stands
Due to the grand combination of alcohol, drugs, confused morality, poor lighting in bars, and the overall vibe of Los Angeles that gnaws at one’s self-est...
by Matt Dwyer
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Matt Dwyer: American
Matt Dwyer: American
People who know me will say one thing about me, “That Matt Dwyer … he sure is proud to be an American.” To which I reply, “Fucking A. right I am.” I am so proud to be an American that every 4th of...
by Matt Dwyer
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Article Getting To Know Me Through My Obituary
Getting To Know Me Through My Obituary
Hello folks. We are spending the week together so I wanted
you all to get to know me. I figured there is no better way than to get to know
a man other than his obituary. Here is what I imag...
by Matt Dwyer
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article The Skywriter
The Skywriter
When I was eight years old, I watched in awe as
the plane swooped up and down, creating letters and words until the question
“Will you marry me, Helen?” filled the bea...
by Matt Dwyer
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video Matt Dwyer: Male Feminst
Matt Dwyer: Male Feminst
Matt Dwyer teaches the men of the world how to be more sensitive to our beautiful sisters who are oppressed by a patriarchal society.
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