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I do not have a Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, or Google+. I do, however, have an active YouPorn page that I update nightly if anyone would like to live chat and watch me spread my butthole.

One of these days, when I have the means, the space, and the time, I'm going to build a "Therapy Room" in my future palatial estate. In the room there will be a miniature city with working lights, mini cars and trucks, a 360 degree forced-perspective painted backdrop on each wall, fog machine; the whole works. In the corner, there will be a custom-made Godzilla suit. Therapy Room.