Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen from Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen (2:28)
Paris seeks the advice of the most esteemed fake president of our generation.

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Apocalypse John from themidnightshow and JamesAdomian
Apocalypse John (1:53)
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LITTLE BRITAIN and PAUL RUDD in Sebastian Love from LittleBritainUSA
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Even Prime Ministers get jealous.
 
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a Felony from That Happened!
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a... (1:16)
Be careful pulling out.
 
The Financial Crisis Explained from Quiet Library
The Financial Crisis Explained (2:42)
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McCain's Brain #4: The Second Debate from SecretSauce.TV
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McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 from FOD Team
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John's been pretty down lately....
 
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn from That Happened!
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn (1:39)
They had to cut to commercial when she started eating.
 
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Check out SNL's new Sarah Palin sketch starring Tina Fey, Queen Latifah, and Jason Sudekis!

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Sex Drive with Seth Green from thathouse
Sex Drive with Seth Green (1:44)
i love this!
 
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Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride (3:11)
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Cars from Bobby Hacker
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Blue Screen Test
 
"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-Plasse from NOTMS, Judd Apatow, and chrismintzplasse
"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-... (0:57)
Another PSA from Judd Apatow with Superbad's Christo...

 
"Don't" PSA  from MagicHugs
"Don't" PSA (1:53)
Just don't do it.
 
Step Brothers DELETED Scene with Rob Riggle from Will Ferrell, Rob Riggle, and Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay
Step Brothers DELETED Scene with Ro... (2:02)
Rob Riggle's character gets too excited while talkin...

 
Flip Flops Glued to the Ground from That Happened!
Flip Flops Glued to the Ground (0:21)
Awww... he spilled his milk!
 
Bush Can't Answer a Question from ilikestuff
Bush Can't Answer a Question (1:52)
A legitimate question is posed to the president and he can't answer it.
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"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
"435 days until Johnny would have to see the doctor again."
"I have a delivery for a Snow White....no it doesn't say who it's from"
"Not sure why this photo made me think of the following video by Chris Rock except there's a car in every scene.http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/663f8a2a1b"
"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
"Old Mrs. Jones was everyone's favorite teacher."
"After having his health insurance cancelled ,Joe was determined to do everything he could to "keep the doctor away"."
"The really amazing part is the 15 "illegals" they have hiding under those apples."
"Ozzy said he wanted three thousand green apples, or he wouldn't go on stage..."
"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
                     
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