Hello. I'm Mary O Negative.
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I like singing in my car. I can make anything a competition. I dont like woodpeckers or dumplings. I like to shoot guns. I like my men the way I like my coffee..full of booze! My favorite color is a three way tie between red black and green. I Love All Types Of Music...Accept this dance ...
more >I like singing in my car. I can make anything a competition. I dont like woodpeckers or dumplings. I like to shoot guns. I like my men the way I like my coffee..full of booze! My favorite color is a three way tie between red black and green. I Love All Types Of Music...Accept this dance mix my dad picked up for me in India; my diverse taste in music was really tested with that one!! If you dont like Barry Bonds well thats just to bad for you now isnt it! I like to jump out and scare people and I like to challenge my coworkers to hallway races. I cant stand when people end their sentences in a preposition. Sleeping is WAY over rated!! I think at least 1 minute out of every hour of a work day should be allotted for silent dance offs. I love the sun. I am equally afraid of nothing and everything. I dont think I'll ever be able to quit coffee. If I could spend my life on vacation I would! And at the risk of sounding like a complete douch I'll tell you a secret...I Love Harry Potter. Oh God I said it!
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Current City: So close to hell you can see sparks
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by Mary O Negative, Thursday November 19, 2009
This is CRAZY!! First Hitler made it out of Germany, and somehow landed himself at FOD where he posted about 25 pages of his inappropriate thoughts, captions, and comments about the genocide of over a million people. (I am usually a huge fan of inappropriate but directly quoting the words and speeches of the most notorious mass murdering/ dictating/ repressor of the human race in recent history is more than out of line! As a matter of fact I think it institutes need of medical and psychiatr...
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