Martin Starr

I signed on just for Martin Starr, mainly because he's so large and manly in the slacks region. It was not very funny that I had to re... more »

I signed on just for Martin Starr, mainly because he's so large and manly in the slacks region. It was not very funny that I had to re -watch Stealing Harvard to remember him in that movie. It's even worse the fifty-seventh time, trust me. But Mr. Starr is like the QB's of yester-year, flingin' the 'ol pig colon around the yard like they haven't a care in ear-shot. Just playin' it easy, and off the cuff while mom and pops are at the concession stand buying a $55 stuffed frog (life size) just so the yung'uns don't make it rain. From their eyes! I ate Martin Starr but he's a mushroom! A real fun guy! Don't do spell check, that could really chafe your privates. I played "got your nose" with my 3 year old the other morning, but little did she know that I had really cut off he schnoz in the middle of the night. Whoa, did she freak out. Not sure she fully got it. But the video got over 300k likes in 3 minutes on youtube. Maybe she needs to watch the video. I did glue her nose over my nose so she could smell what I was smelling. I thought it would work great with things like potatoes and gravy, and franks and beans. Boy did she get confused when I tried to get 10 minutes alone with her mom and threw her some cheerio's though. Bada Boom.