Hall of Fame
Born in New Jersey, but grew up in Hawaii where I never surfed and never tanned- boy was I living! The only thing greater than making people laugh is getting into a crowded elevator and farting for 15 seconds straight. I would like a temporary tatoo of herpes that are permanent. Nice guys finish last, and that's why I'm fantastic in bed. Eat my balls, hold my calls, chimichunga cowabunga...and so forth.