What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
yay! pearl! oh and happy one year birtday funny or die!!
(posted 16 days ago)
Ummm…wow. I was honestly very surprised by that one!
(posted 16 days ago)
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Why didn’t you?
(posted 16 days ago)
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false, I’m potty trained.
You dress up like a clown and ask strangers if they have any Valtrex that they can give you.
(posted 16 days ago)
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what makes for a good gift to give to baby Jesus?
transponder
(posted 16 days ago)
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False, I don’t show anyone my turds.
you are getting confused.
(posted 16 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
False. its pop tarts
You’re gonna hunt me down and kick my ass for deleting my post about your secret wish to have Frankenstein made into a musical.
(posted 16 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
What can I live without?
polio
(posted 16 days ago)
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what ever happened to janitor jim anyways?
(posted 16 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
45, Shinedown
People are strange, Echo and the Bunnymen
(posted 16 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
False, I honestly don’t want to have any kind of sexually themed mental image of McCain in my head. Ewwwww.
you’ve been arrested twice for stalking Pauly Shore.
(posted 16 days ago)
I’ve always wanted a portable vacation!!!
Who knew butterfinger’s had so many awesome uses!?!
(posted 16 days ago)
what makes it really funny is the fact that many misguided Americans that actually listen to this fodder dont know WTF genitals are!
(posted 18 days ago)
I love the way you make fun of American rap!!! That’s exactly what I hear when I listen to that crap anyway!!!!!!!!!!
Leave it to a Canadian to tell the truth about American culture and what its devolved into!
(posted 18 days ago)
anybody here work with an indian? lemme tell you they or at least the one I worked with was so nasty dirty! he only showered on sundays and didn’t believe in deoderant or any type of cologne! It gets ripe when we’re working withiin 2 feet of an oven!
(posted 18 days ago)
Yup! I still want Dr. Ken’s shiney silver unitard!
(posted 18 days ago)
“arrgh! it’s like they never learn! but they do!” one of the best lines ever!
(posted 18 days ago)
el chupacabra will never again be a mysterious thing for me, it’s funny as hell now!
(posted 18 days ago)
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loved how steve showed up at the end with the kleenex!
(posted 16 days ago)