What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
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Sunday Afternoon  from Jon Lajoie
Sunday Afternoon (03:14) English Video from Canada

loved how steve showed up at the end with the kleenex!

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Funny or Die Turns One! from FOD Team, PeteandBrian , CrackedOut, Dr. Ken, Ed Helms, Will Ferrell, Ronna and Beverly, Jon Lajoie, Rachael Harris, Human Giant, Andrea Savage, Sarah Silverman, Milo Ventimiglia, and Jesse McCartney
Funny or Die Turns One! (01:54)

yay! pearl! oh and happy one year birtday funny or die!!

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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BEST BLOOPER EVER! - Night Stand With Dick Dietrick from heywoodjablome
BEST BLOOPER EVER! - N... (02:36)

Ummm…wow. I was honestly very surprised by that one!

(posted 16 days ago)

 

Why didn’t you?

(posted 16 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

false, I’m potty trained.

You dress up like a clown and ask strangers if they have any Valtrex that they can give you.

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Topic: Whats the question?

Forum: General Discussions

what makes for a good gift to give to baby Jesus?

transponder

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

False, I don’t show anyone my turds.

you are getting confused.

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

False. its pop tarts

You’re gonna hunt me down and kick my ass for deleting my post about your secret wish to have Frankenstein made into a musical.

(posted 16 days ago)

 
Forum Post
Topic: Whats the question?

Forum: General Discussions

What can I live without?

polio

(posted 16 days ago)

 

what ever happened to janitor jim anyways?

(posted 16 days ago)

 

45, Shinedown

People are strange, Echo and the Bunnymen

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Topic: The Last word. . .

Forum: General Discussions

buddy!

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Topic: True or False...

Forum: General Discussions

False, I honestly don’t want to have any kind of sexually themed mental image of McCain in my head. Ewwwww.

you’ve been arrested twice for stalking Pauly Shore.

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Butterfinger's Is Easy Still from Nathan Barnatt
Butterfinger's Is Easy S... (03:29)

I’ve always wanted a portable vacation!!!

Who knew butterfinger’s had so many awesome uses!?!

(posted 16 days ago)

 
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Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie) from Jon Lajoie
Show Me Your Genitals (J... (02:51) English Video from Canada

what makes it really funny is the fact that many misguided Americans that actually listen to this fodder dont know WTF genitals are!

(posted 18 days ago)

 
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Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie) from Jon Lajoie
Show Me Your Genitals (J... (02:51) English Video from Canada

I love the way you make fun of American rap!!! That’s exactly what I hear when I listen to that crap anyway!!!!!!!!!!

Leave it to a Canadian to tell the truth about American culture and what its devolved into!

(posted 18 days ago)

 
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Crazy Indian Video...Buffalaxed! from yoyoyo
Crazy Indian Video...Buf... (04:39)

anybody here work with an indian? lemme tell you they or at least the one I worked with was so nasty dirty! he only showered on sundays and didn’t believe in deoderant or any type of cologne! It gets ripe when we’re working withiin 2 feet of an oven!

(posted 18 days ago)

 
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What's It Gonna Be? from Mike O'Connell and Dr. Ken
What's It Gonna Be? (02:16)

Yup! I still want Dr. Ken’s shiney silver unitard!

(posted 18 days ago)

 
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Identity Theft from heywoodjablome
Identity Theft (03:18)

“arrgh! it’s like they never learn! but they do!” one of the best lines ever!

(posted 18 days ago)

 
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Blooper Mashup - Fall 07 from theshadowfan
Blooper Mashup - Fall 07 (07:14)

el chupacabra will never again be a mysterious thing for me, it’s funny as hell now!

(posted 18 days ago)