I'd like to think that I'm funny...I have my moments. I tend to be much funnier when I'm not trying to be funny. Like now...I want to write something funny and...not so much. I work in retail, so my life is absolutely rife with lunacy and unconscienable rudeness, but lucky for the world I happen to find assholes very amusing...well NOT actual "ass holes" themselves...people who emulate ass holes by being flatulant, noisy and long winded. Actual "ass holes" aren't things I tend to think about much...UNTIL TODAY!!! Geez.