Article A love story?
A love story?
I like sluts. Sorry. I FUCKING LOVE SLUTS! If a female seems like she has had more dick in her mouth than food I will do whatever it takes to get mine in her. usually this doesn't take much. This w...
by Shawn
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article How to tell if you are a homosexual
How to tell if you are a homosexual
I work at a restaurnat and like all restaurants it is full of out-going geniuses. I can not complain about the job. It provides me with money and I have fun everyday I work(probably gonna get me fi...
by Shawn
Views: 202
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article My friend has a problem.
My friend has a problem.
This is a conversation that took place between myself and my friend Vlad in regards to Babbleshow's avatar.Shawn: Hey check out this photo of this respectable, healthy woman.Vlad: O yeah that's Kar...
by Shawn
Views: 225
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article TOP OF THE RAMP(NOELLE UNDERSTANDS)
TOP OF THE RAMP(NOELLE UNDERSTANDS)
November 20th: THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS. On this day a beautiful, funny, physicist professor smart, silky smooth, baby soft, humble, caring of all people named Shawn Robert McD...
by Shawn
Views: 77
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article STOP HATING AIG CEO'S!
STOP HATING AIG CEO'S!
Have the CEO's of AIG and some other large corporations been spending incredible amount's of money on get-aways despite the massive failure's of their respective companies? Ofcourse. They are fucki...
by Shawn
Views: 152
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Young man and old balls.
Young man and old balls.
Everyday after my classes I go to the college gym. This is usually around 5:30pm and the gym is packed with students, faculty, staff and Alumni. I go at this time because it is when the best compet...
by Shawn
Views: 186
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article I AM THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER!!!
I AM THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER!!!
On Sunday I ran a 5k for some kids or something. I really ran it for the sweet, sweet long sleeve cottton t-shirt. I am running out of clothes so i get sponsored to compete in events for charity wh...
by Shawn
Views: 190
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Who Wants to Buy Me a New Computer?
Who Wants to Buy Me a New Computer?
Yesterday afternoon, my Philadelphia Phillies won their first playoff game since 1993! Unfortunately I had my Women and American Politics class at this time so I could not watch it. So I decided to...
by Shawn
Views: 49
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Family Ties
Family Ties
Today I received a phone call from my Dad.
Son: Hey Dad.
Father: Your Uncle's in jail.
Son: Ok.
In my family certain things are not shocking. One of them is a teenage relative getting pregnant....
by Shawn
Views: 150
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article My Life: Part 645e
My Life: Part 645e
My friends have this game called "Rock Band." For those of you who don't know, it is a game where the players pretend to use real instruments to play a rock song. There is a drum set, gui...
by Shawn
Views: 132
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video Ass Pennies
Ass Pennies
Hearing a businessman scream on a golf course about shoving 3,000 pennies into his anus daily is notable on its own, but in 1998, when televised comedy was restricted to premium...
from Greatest Comedy Sketches
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