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Shawn

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Undergraduate at the second most prestigious University in the County. I am a relatively intelligent person who has been blessed with an incredibly bad memory which allows me to always be in a good mood no matter what horrible event may have just... more »

Undergraduate at the second most prestigious University in the County. I am a relatively intelligent person who has been blessed with an incredibly bad memory which allows me to always be in a good mood no matter what horrible event may have just happenend or is currently happening in my life. Being in college as long as I have is like living forever. Every year I lose more and more of my friends to graduation(death) while I continue to live a responsible-free life(Life). I do feel bad for my parents though. they have had to hear about all their friends children graduating and then have to explain why I haven't and am four years older than their child. If I ever do graduate it will be for them. Because it definitely will not be for me. I love this bitch too much. « less

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A love story?

A love story? from Shawn

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A love story? by Shawn

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How to tell if you are a homosexual

How to tell if you are a homosexual from Shawn

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How to tell if you are a homosexual by Shawn

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My friend has a problem.

My friend has a problem. from Shawn

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My friend has a problem. by Shawn

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TOP OF THE RAMP(NOELLE UNDERSTANDS)

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TOP OF THE RAMP(NOELLE UNDERSTANDS) by Shawn

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STOP HATING AIG CEO'S!

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STOP HATING AIG CEO'S! by Shawn

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Young man and old balls.

Young man and old balls. from Shawn

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Young man and old balls. by Shawn

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I AM THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER!!!

I AM THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER!!! from Shawn

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I AM THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER!!! by Shawn

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Who Wants to Buy Me a New Computer?

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Who Wants to Buy Me a New Computer? by Shawn

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Family Ties

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Family Ties by Shawn

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My Life: Part 645e

My Life: Part 645e from Shawn

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My Life: Part 645e by Shawn

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"it is beautiful"

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Ass Pennies from Greatest Comedy Sketches Hearing a businessman scream on a golf course about shoving 3,000 pennies into his anus daily is notable on its own, but in 1998, when televised comedy was restricted to premium...

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So much to say... I did not graduate yet. I have no excuse just don't feel like moving on yet. I am having too much fun. I will probably graduate this year though. Only because my parents are really regretting not getting that abortion and Rutgers is tired of seeing me EVERY year. I am currently in Rehoboth Beach with Mat just hanging out like one big family. not really. thats just one of my dreams. LOST blew my fuckin mind as usual. What the fuck is goin on with Jacob and his weird friend. Not that Jacob isn't weird. They finally show us Jacob and right as we are beginning to like the guy they FUCKIN KILL HIM! what the fuck? and who is the other guy? I LOVE that show but it is eating away at my insides. the hoes are good. Down here there's a lot of em. not that there was a shortage at school, but down here the hoes have that Vegas mentality. So they will do even crazier things because in Sept they go back to school and slate gets wiped clean. It's a beautiful thing. You be good. I check his every now and again so hit me up whenever you get bored.

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