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Alot like Pancakes, if pancakes could bench 250 and give a women pleasure like she never dreamed. Also, i'm delicous when covered in syrup, so there is another similarity right there.
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As you can see from my windbreaker, my tie, and my forward thinking hair... more »
As you can see from my windbreaker, my tie, and my forward thinking hair style, i'm more than prepared to get back in the dating scene.
And now, a word from the Ministry of Terrible Haircuts.
oh that's where the GAS nozzle goes, no wonder my car wouldn't start.
"why does my tank smell like fish?"
"why do ping pong balls keep popping out of my tank?
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