What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Forum: General Discussions
you smell like donkey sex
(posted about 20 days ago)
Forum: Comedy
why did the dead baby cross the road? cuz it was stapled to the chicken.
(posted about 20 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Yo mom shaves the bottom of her feet with a rock.
(posted about 26 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
your mom is a plumber.
(posted about 26 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Yo moms is so tuff, she can blow a bubble with a jaw-breaker.
(posted about 26 days ago)
Forum: Comedy
SillyBitch7 said:I did. I also created the “Racial Slurs”. People started to talk about dead babies instead of racial slurs cuz they’re pussies. So I made this thread for dead fucking babies.
Not racial slurs, not racials slurs…Gee. I wonder who created this page??
SillyBitch7 said:I did. I also created the “Racial Slurs”. People started to talk about dead babies instead of racial slurs cuz they’re pussies. So I made this thread for dead fucking babies. < less
Not racial slurs, not racials slurs…Gee. I wonder who created this page??
(posted about 26 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
bitches aint shit but ho’s and tricks. lick on these nuts and suck the dicks. Snoop Dogg
(posted about 1 months ago)
Forum: General Discussions
True. Finding a varicose vein in my hot dog is very satisfying.
True or False: You recently found out that “The Onion” wasn’t really news, but you tried to play it off like you already knew.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Hilarious
Funny how?.....Like I’m a clown? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? I make you laugh? FUNNY HOW!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY ABOUT ME!?!?...Tell me.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Forum: Comedy
Chicks laugh at small penises…..................At least thats what I hear.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Forum: General Discussions
“YO…Camouflaged chameleon. Niggas scaling your building. No time to grab the gun I already got your wife and children.” GZA
“Even if it takes the death of me.. To make history.. THE WHOLE WORLD WILL REMEMBER MY MISERY”!!!! ONYX
“My bum is on the Sweeeeedish…The Sweeeeeedish”. Tom Green.
“YO…Camouflaged chameleon. Niggas scaling your building. No time to grab the gun I already got your wife and children.” GZA
“Even if it takes the death of me.. To make history.. THE WHOLE WORLD WILL REMEMBER MY MISERY”!!!! ONYX
“My bum is on the Sweeeeedish…The Sweeeeeedish”. Tom Green.
< less(posted about 1 months ago)
Forum: Comedy
NumpsiesSister said:
My cock does get hard when I get praise from men! Wanna suck it?
lily18 said:
God, you must be hard up for male assurance in a positive manner.
NumpsiesSister said:
I agree with that, but I think that stupid should be put in front of people :)
macadoughshus said:
People = Sh... more >
NumpsiesSister said:That was good. That shit was old-school. “Wanna suck it”? Fucking classic. < less
My cock does get hard when I get praise from men! Wanna suck it?
lily18 said:
God, you must be hard up for male assurance in a positive manner.
NumpsiesSister said:
I agree with that, but I think that stupid should be put in front of people :)
macadoughshus said:
People = Shit
(posted about 1 months ago)
Forum: Comedy
Beavis and Butthead were fun for the whole family. At least in my family.
And “Blossom” of course. Six was soooo fuckin hot!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Forum: General Discussions
NoelleD said:
Nope. I have neither an Adam’s apple or a penis. Sorry to disappoint you.
macadoughshus said:
NoelleD said:
I’m 46% gay. Hmmm…
Do you have an Adam’s apple?
It was just a joke. Why you gettin all tough like a dude? Is it “roid rage”?
NoelleD said:
Nope. I have neither an Adam’s apple or a penis. Sorry to disappoint you.
macadoughshus said:
NoelleD said:
I’m 46% gay. Hmmm…
Do you have an Adam’s apple?
It was just a joke. Why you gettin all tough like a dude? Is it “roid rage”?
< less(posted about 2 months ago)
Forum: Work
Did you ever hear the song “Spots on the Wall” by Hoo Flung Poo?
(posted about 2 months ago)
Forum: General Discussions
NumpsiesSister said:
You’re still a virgin because nothing compares to puppet sex
That might be true, then again it might be false. It depends on how you look at it. My life partner fists me like a puppet. Then he talks and I move my mouth.
Your breath smells like donkey sex.
NumpsiesSister said:
You’re still a virgin because nothing compares to puppet sex
That might be true, then again it might be false. It depends on how you look at it. My life partner fists me like a puppet. Then he talks and I move my mouth.
Your breath smells like donkey sex.
< less(posted about 2 months ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Pappabigfoot said:
Is it gay if you are the one getting blown and not the one doing the blowing?
Funnebone said:
Pappa if you are getting blown by the maintenance man while taking the survey, the score matters very little
A mouth is a mouth. Fuck it.
Pappabigfoot said:
Is it gay if you are the one getting blown and not the one doing the blowing?
Funnebone said:
Pappa if you are getting blown by the maintenance man while taking the survey, the score matters very little
A mouth is a mouth. Fuck it.
< less(posted about 2 months ago)
Forum: Comedy
what did the black kid get for christmas… my bike!
whats the wors part about a bus load of mexicans going over a cliff… two seats were empty.
how do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed… hang velcro from the ceiling.
how do you get them down… invite a bunch of mexicans over f... more >
(posted about 17 days ago)