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you know, it's by the grace of the Almighty that I boxed that perfectly matched amber necklace in the "Best of the Billy Graham... more »

you know, it's by the grace of the Almighty that I boxed that perfectly matched amber necklace in the "Best of the Billy Graham Crusades" box for you this past holiday-it is the only one Amy didn't open.

Hey Lux! Your sense of humour is quite similar to mine! I watched some of the stuff you have and laughed OUT LOUD! I am about to put... more »

Hey Lux! Your sense of humour is quite similar to mine! I watched some of the stuff you have and laughed OUT LOUD! I am about to put some stuff up, and if you get a chance I would really appreciate it if you could check it out.
http://www.funnyordie.com/connermacdonald

Bitch, where the fuck are you at? Or, as a normal person would say, "Hey! How's it going?"

P.S. Come to my holiday party. I've got a new... more »

Bitch, where the fuck are you at? Or, as a normal person would say, "Hey! How's it going?"

P.S. Come to my holiday party. I've got a new Sea Monkey display I want all my friends to see!

Amy keeps signing for your holiday packages while you are at work, and "checking them for damages", etc. I'm concerned about the Sea... more »

Amy keeps signing for your holiday packages while you are at work, and "checking them for damages", etc. I'm concerned about the Sea Monkey Sunken-Ship Wonderland kit I sent to you!

s-o-o-o... eHarmony finally got around to sending off the requisite happy... more »

s-o-o-o... eHarmony finally got around to sending off the requisite happy rejection letter this week. and yes, i had already opened up the location radius just as far as it would go (across the universe) -- to no avail. *sigh*

they graciously enclosed a hefty coupon book bursting with savings on lean cuisine and haagen daz, not to mention high-end cat foods and litter products. BONUS!!!