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Lou Lantos

thinks status messages are gay enough on Facebook...

I'm this kid that lives in England. I say "kid," because I'm frightened of the idea of being at all responsible for my actions or behaviour. That responsibility shit ain't golden, squire. I'll do without for now... As far as funnies go, I make things that I laugh at, and just kinda hope there are people out there who will do the same. If not, however, well, that's okay. I'm a man, and men choke back that kind of hurt and rejection. I deal with it by locking myself in the bathroom, choking down ice cream and sobbing myself to sleep whilst listening to Elliott Smith albums on repeat.