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lostneedamap

I know where I am, but forgot where I'm going.

I have two kids that I've been trying to ditch for years now. Wal-mart refused to exchange them...I tried. Ditching them at the store doesn't work either, they either outrun me back to the car or they try to jump in as I'm pulling away and people call the police who bring them back to me....(damn family first laws) Also tried to leave them in the country near a farm, but they've got a better sense of direction and beat me home and locked me out. Still...I keep trying. Personally, I'm a mountain bike poser, a belly dancer wanna be, a pretend college student (for the discounts), and proud to be a statistic.