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Lori Loquacious

I once was eloquent, now I'm just a loquacious elephant

Lori Loquacious Lori Loquacious

I love everything funny that ever happened. I love objects and items and I like to describe and evaluate them. I am the laziest person to ever drink a minimum of 5 coffees per day. The name of my Tuxedo Cat is Bird. I loves me an awkward moment, especially if it's starring you. For the sake of comedy gold, always and forever. Lori Loquacious.