Hey Funnyordie world---My name is Lon, and I am an aspiring comedian/parody music writer/performer. I have done stand up performances at such venues as the world famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, but I especially like to do my VERY adult humor parody songs to an unsuspecting crowd at karaoke bars. I now have a following at some of the bars, though, and actually get requests for certain songs, which is beyond flattering! Born and raise in LA, but without the attitude, I am your man for the best adult humor parody music of all time!! It's like an X-rated Weird Al Yankovic! You can hear my CD on my website (smashingrumpkin.com) and read my lyrics to over 60 songs at whatfreaks.com. Hit me up with your feedback!!