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The Fuxedo (00:55)
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Beef and Stu in PEZ Power- The Meth... (01:16)
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Trick Shots (02:15)
Mark is tired of everyone saying his awesome trick basketball shots are "fake...
You Choose
Fresh Prince of Gotham (01:40)
The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes.
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Fuck the Pain Away sung by Miss Piggy (02:36)
Miss Piggy and the muppets take on Peaches "Fuck the Pain Away".
Robot Chicken - "Asshole Law" (S03E12) (00:52)
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Iggy and David...the rumor is true po... (03:06)
The Reunion. The Rumors Are True, Iggy and David together again.
The Dark Knight and Samuel L Jackson... (01:48)
The Dark Knight is slapping women again. Samuel L is screwing women again. Fun alw...
Red Carpet Club
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FOD WIRE: Thu, Jul 24, 2008
Written by Kris Sundberg and Ryan Saylor. Illustrated by Kris Sundberg.
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"Seeing the word “cock” so often has left me feeling like I watched too much t.v. on a sunny day…"
"Rupert and Finch practiced their assault techniques as they prepared for the final attack upon the human race whereupon they would “welt” their victims to death. Hey—I never said..."
"The two best players in my rotisserie league."
- dart
"know the difference between these two guys and the L.A. Strikers??? the chickens have at least two good wings"
- phukuhp
"Uh oh, here comes the “die” fairy again."
"This is kind of backwards… isn’t there usually 2 balls and 1 cock?"
- SULLYvin
"You’re doing it wrong. You have to put more dark meat into the kick."
"Only peckerheads play soccer."
"“GOOOOOOOAAALLLL,” said the clock blocking Mexican named David Peckham to his friend’s “2 cock, 1 ball” joke. Th cocksoccer said some other fowl shit. (This is the ..."
"After the penalty, the match devolved into a pillow fight."
- dart
"Seeing the word “cock” so often has left me feeling like I watched too much t.v. on a sunny day…"
