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* Jodi Wykle gave her son a Nintendo DS for his birthday. When he opened the box, he was pretty disappointed to find nothing but a handful of rocks wrapped in a Chinese newspaper.Sources close to t...
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* Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, was arrested for fighting with a prostitute. Sources close to the whore say, "He tried to use his ShamWow as a condom. When I said no, he shoved his sac in my mouth...
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* A customer at a Walmart store found 10 human teeth when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet he was about to purchase. Which is proof positive, just walking into Walmart turns anyone into a to...
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I know I've been quiet here lately. But the news these days really isn't pumping my nads quite as much as living life. Being busy is good. Please checkout Home Fires when I am MIA.I've tried with e...
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TGBIG = Thank God Blagojevich is Gone!* It's official, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, has been impeached. He made a last-ditch appeal to stay in office saying the trial was "unfair" and "a sham." H...
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* SACRAMENTO — A trail of popcorn led police to a wanted man. Tyree Brown, 21, was arrested Thursday for a theft warrant, and on suspicion of possession of stolen property. Police received an...
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A bar is now offering job tips along with a free beer. The tavern hopes that the comfortable setting and sound advice will help people get back on their feet in this difficult time.Sources close to...
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A pilot was trying to land his World War II-era plane after the engine stalled just after takeoff near London, when it hit a cow.
Sources close to the pilot say, "The animal refused ...
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As if Burger King hasn't creeped us out enough with their king mascot, they now have created a cologne. The Flame, which was almost named I am King, before Sean John AKA Diddy, created his cologne...
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* CANBERRA — A federal court in Australia has approved the use of Facebook, to notify a couple that they lost their home after defaulting on their loan after more conventional approaches fail...
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