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by LizFeldman, Thursday November 6, 2008
THINGS I WON’T DO:
I will not allow myself to play online poker with real money because if I did I would in fact already be homeless with a serious crack addiction.
I won’t allow myself to use the butterfly vibrator because I might be better off thinking that that kind of ecstasy is impossible! What I don’t know won’t ruin lesser orgasms for me.
I won’t pick up a restricted or blocked call. Because the chance of it being someone I want to talk to is slim to NO ONE!
I won’t pay my bills on ti...
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