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Poured myself a cup of ambition

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Poured myself a cup of ambition I'll never be happy with my job. Not just the one I have, but any job I'll ever have. I just overheard the president of my company walking by on his cell saying "Well you tell him if he can't do i... by LizBlack
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Fringe. Spoiler Alert?

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Fringe. Spoiler Alert? Against my will (initially), I watched Fringe last night. I was all set to ignore it, but my living-in-sin companion was all into it and I'm too lazy to get off the couch so I gave in. First I'm go... by LizBlack
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I could have been a community organizer

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I could have been a community organizer I'm from Massachusetts and, therefore an honorary Kennedy. I didn't grow up in a really political household, but I did find the time to write to politicians. I thought it was something you were sup... by LizBlack
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I'm kind of a big deal. KIND of.

I'm kind of a big deal. KIND of. from LizBlack
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I'm kind of a big deal. KIND of. I just remembered one reason you all should know me - I am a minor TV star.  See, last year I was a contestant (ahem, a winning contestant) on a little show called Chain Reaction. I know, I'm... by LizBlack
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I no longer want my MTV

I no longer want my MTV from LizBlack
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I no longer want my MTV I learned a few things last night after watching the VMA's. Let me put it out there first that in high school, my friends and I would make TV dates to watch things like the Video Music Awards (shou... by LizBlack
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Join my babysitters club, won't you?

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Join my babysitters club, won't you? Dear Hilarity or Perish, Welcome to my blog. Welcome.   I'm a woman of no real consequence, so unless you are my parents or someone who googles the phrases "puns about Ted Danson"... by LizBlack
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"Because it's Glennis! Glennis is my comedy wife."

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Intervention with Kristin Chenoweth

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"Because it's Rhodes! Amy is like, really sexy, naughty cat's pajamas."

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Million Dollar Password

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"Because it's Jeff Hiller! Jeff has promised to buy me a brownstone once he gets rich so I'm a hangin' on to him!"
 
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