Nice try, but that doesn't even rhyme! Say it out loud, "Mountain. Shoutin'." That sounds worse than a Russian woman during a home birth.
You know that vicious animal the moutain lion? Such a BITCHIN' animal. Let's make a citrus soda and name it in his honor.
Spritz Up? I'm no scientist but I think they just combined Sprite and 7-Up. Ahhhh, you guys! Thought you could pull a fast one on us?!
Who in God's name is Bob? I want to find out which institution this gent received his doctorate from.
Okay that's definitely the name of a character in a really bad, hospital-themed porno. "Dr. Perky slams hot red-headed teen to cure her leukemia."
Actually, it sounds like it could be the official soft drink of perverts. You can grow a mustache and sudden urge to publicly play with yourself from just one sip.
I shit you not, this is an actual product. That fact that this hooligan dropped out of high school makes him even less respectable.