5 Images From Childhood Cartoons (That May Actually be From Pornos)

The Plot: Donald spots Daisy in the corner of the room getting dressed, unaware of his presence. She puts on her standard outfit: lavender dress that inexplicably stops above her waist, high heels. No pants, of course. Donald finds himself unable to control his excitement. Not wanting to alert her to his presence, Donald carefully inserts his boner back into his body. His time will come. Oh his time will come.

The Plot: Gross. Do you really want me to get into this? No. I will not... Fine. He-Man's a sicko blah blah blah etc (something we all already knew by looking at his outfit and his claim to be a "master of the universe") and consequently is forced to introduce himself to all his neighbors. In the process, he befriends all their children - he is charismatic, after all - and the cycle continues. The film is actually eight hours long.

The Plot: Three Care Bears get high and blow each other in their cloud cars. Pretty straightforward, really.

The Plot: After making eye contact with a human being, a mermaid named Ariel decides to run away from her father and will stop at nothing until she has the man she desires. Ariel and Eric, the strapping young man she lusts for, are then married by an aroused priest.

Oh, that's the actual movie? Interesting.

The Plot: Three hours of a fat mouse inserting and removing anal beads for the entertainment of Cinderella, who has informed him that this is the only way he'll ever see cheese, and his family, again.