be a good son by hiting up church with your mom zzz before taking her out to a chip n dale strip club. (awkward!)
get all baked with her then take her out clubin! (& get wild as hell!)
get all your Dads & all your bothers and sisters together to go in with you & buy her one gift of somthing she allready has or does not want. :(
dont call or show up at all for mothers day even when you still live with her.
Take her dilldoo shoping.
have a naked lady jump out of her mothers day cake. (at least your dad would like to see that)
talk her into heading down to Mexico for a face lift for Mothers day on you.
Sell her a bag weed half off.
show up drunk at the house and tell her about how she was never there for you.
Burn her mothers day diner using her pots & pans.
take her Brawl shoping because thats not weird or anything.