thats what she said

Have you been crying since last night like me? with Michael Scott leaving the Office and the Royal Wedding.

You down for staying at my moms with me tonight?

me and the guys are go to hooters to watch the game you down sweetness?

If you look anything like your mom when your that age am so still hitin that.

I work all day to pay the bill the least you can do is give me a BJ!

my Brothers all fucked up and he needs a place to flop for a while. 

Girls Gone Wild going to be at the bar tonight you coming?

let me put my tape in your b side if you know what i mean.

where's my dinner bitch!

mybe you should think about a boob job A?

I wasn't looking a pron on the laptob sweetea.

( & she said I dont think So! you f*ckin Fag*t As* B*tch I'll Kill your Punk A*s)

you want to get low down and dirty tonight sweetpee?

Shut your muff!

Its like this every time your PMSing!

YAH! Girl! you got that junk in trunk!

you just like your mother!

Easy!

Damn! baby you looking fine as hell today!

sorry I dont have any money. 

your sister is looking good!

just let me do it for the love of god!

( & she said O HELL NO! your good for nottin low life piece
 of Sh*t! why don't you just god F*ck your Butt budies you butt Pirate!)