The Bottom 5: Things to Spill/Dump In The Ocean

This is something you definitely don’t wanna spill in the Ocean. Spilling oil in the Ocean is like smoking a cigarette. We all know it’s bad, but we do it anyway.

All you 15 year old Ghetto mothers would love to do this with their newborn after their 24 year old boyfriend, Jake, leaves you for a younger woman. Because in his eyes, 15 is old enough to be a COUGAR!

So, you’re stranded in the ocean and you finally see signs of phone reception. Your idiot friend grabs the phone and purchases a brand new app called, “I Float” an app that makes the iphone buoyant. He chucks it into the ocean… it works. Too bad there’s no app that protects the iphone from water damage.

These guy’s have been spewing promises for what seems like a year already. These look like the same guy’s that borrow your hammer for a small job and “promise” to return it later in the afternoon. Before you know it, it’s his hammer, and now you gotta borrow it from him. Oh, by the way, he used your hammer to bust a huge oil rig in the ocean.

The last place in the world you wanna be when you spill the beans about how you hate black people… is in the middle of the ocean surrounded by a bunch of black people.

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