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A skit of Pac man that is addicted to drugs.
Published August 14, 2012 More Info »
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written by 24 year old writer from South Africa.
Im currently a writer at an adverting agency
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Published August 14, 2012

The script

Crack man

 

 

We open on a scruffy looking Pac man, looking very dirty (almost brown) and unshaved. He is standing in front of a door looking for the keys to open the door, he finally gets the right key and he opens the door and stumbles in. To his surprise he finds Mrs Pac man and 4 blue ghosts (from the pac man game) waiting for him inside.

 

Pac man: What’s going on here?

 

Blue ghost: This is an intervention Pac man

 

Mrs Pac man: Honey you haven’t been yourself lately. We think it’s the drugs…

 

Cut to the game, and we see Pac man going through lines of coke instead of the white dots.

 

Cut back to the house on a close up of Pac man’s face.

 

Pac man: No I’m not!(shouts)

 

He then starts bleeding.

Cut to title: Crack man

Crack man

 

 

We open on a scruffy looking Pac man, looking very dirty (almost brown) and unshaved. He is standing in front of a door looking for the keys to open the door, he finally gets the right key and he opens the door and stumbles in. To his surprise he finds Mrs Pac man and 4 blue ghosts (from the pac man game) waiting for him inside.

 

Pac man: What’s going on here?

 

Blue ghost: This is an intervention Pac man

 

Mrs Pac man: Honey you haven’t been yourself lately. We think it’s the drugs…

 

Cut to the game, and we see Pac man going through lines of coke instead of the white dots.

 

Cut back to the house on a close up of Pac man’s face.

 

Pac man: No I’m not!(shouts)

 

He then starts bleeding.

Cut to title: Crack man

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