How can you tell if you girlfriend wants you? When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like youâre feeding a horse!
What is the definition of making Love? Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
What does bungee jumping and hooker have in common? They both cost about a 100$ bucks and if the rubber brakes, youâre screwed!
Whatâs the bad news about being a test tube baby? You know for sure your dad is a wanker.
How do you turn a fox into a elephant? Marry it!
What do you call a guy who cries when his masturbates? A tearjerker!
âWhy does a bride smile when sheâs is walking down the aisle? She knows sheâs giving her last blowjob.
What is 10inc and white? NOTA DAMN THING!
What kind of meat does a priest on Sunday? Nun!
What is it going to take to get the Beatles back together? Two more bullets!
What the difference between a blonde and a Bug? A bug stops sucking after you smack it!
How can you tell a what a womenâs age is? By the lines on her elbows Bro!
Your mom is so Fat and old! Yo howz fat is she son? That God had to tell her to move her Fat ass so we could have light Dog!
Why do women date older men? to get that paper$ & fuck his kids.
Hey there sunny how do you know when you getting old? When you shit your pants & pass out at the dinner table every night pappy.
Do you do Drugs? I use to do drugs. I steal do but I use to too.
So what happen with her? This bitch was so fat I had to learn how to surf by smacking that ass and riding the big one!
Whatâs the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!
Why doesnât Smokey the bear have any kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel!
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.