Only known way to block out guy yelling, “Yeah!” at the beginning of Clapton Unplugged.
You know exactly what guy I’m referring to. As the applause begins to subside when Clapton starts playing one of his best songs, our religious experience is interrupted when some asshole feels the need to yell out, “Yeah!” Meditation will help calm your mind and decrease the violent tendencies spurred by one douchebag’s stupid footprint on a classic.
Impressive to tell your friend going into surgery that you’ll be meditating for them.
“Hey, good luck in surgery, man. I’ll be praying for you.” “Yeah, just hang in there okay? You’ll be in my thoughts.” “You’re gonna be just fine. I’ll be meditating for you.” Chances are there won’t be an available mic for you to drop after saying this, but find something to make do.
You become a much more efficient smoker.
You know how German people in movies make smoking look as natural as blinking? This will be you too.
Follow in the footsteps of Ghandi, Yogi Swami, Steven Seagal, Gwyneth PalTrow.
The wide variety of people who practice and praise using meditation would make for the most entertaining murder mystery dinner ever produced.
If you think about it, all you really have to do is sit there.
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