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Well, it’s that time of year when we all make empty promises to ourselves. That’s right, our New Year’s resolution. Whether it’s losing weight or quitting smoking, we all decide we’re going to do something drastic to improve our lives. But let’s be honest; if we truly wanted to reach this goal, we would’ve done it on March 5 or August 17. I know it makes you feel warm and fuzzy to start when the calendar is fresh, but it isn’t helping anything. It’s just a way to trick your mind into thinking that the task is halfway done. Once you announce that you’re going to do something, it makes it less likely to happen. Your brain mistakes the talking for the doing. So, if you really want to make... more »
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Published December 28, 2011

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