It's probably going to get leaked a week early.
A Completely Normal Name
Beyonce and Jay-Z seem like a couple of down to earth billionaires, so youâd like to hope they wonât name their child something asinine like Inertia or Pomegranate. Side note: when a famous person names their child Pomegranate, and that will happen, theyâll almost certainly spell it in some insufferable way with hyphens and at least two silent letters.
A Really Weird Name We Think Is Normal in 3 Weeks
Then again, Beyonce and Jay-Z are wildly rich and famous so all bets are off when it comes to naming their progeny. Even if they name their kid something ridiculous, weâll all think itâs completely normal after three weeks of hearing it all the time. Just like the names Beyonce and Jay-Z. Those are kinda weird names when you think about it. Life moves pretty fast! Donât forget to stop and smell the roses or at least zone at your desk for seven minutes thinking about how weird the names Beyonce and Jay-Z are.
A Lucrative Career
Whether this child chooses a career in music or film or music or even film they can look forward to instant fame and fortune. Working hard is fun but you know whatâs another great way to make a lot of money? Have two of the richest people on the planet be your parents. Just by being born, this kid is set for retirement. That baby will make more money in two weeks of pooping diapers than most adults make in two years of pooping diapers on live webcams.
The Most Popular Kid in School
I donât even go to this kidâs school and I already want to be their best friend. It's safe to say they won't know what it's like to be picked last at kickball or struggle to find a buddy for a field trip. The lineup for their birthday parties will probably rival Coachella. âJust put your gift down on that table next to the stage where Kanye West is currently performing versions of his songs with lyrics that reference me and my hobbies. If your offering isnât good enough, you wonât be invited back next year. Itâs the Roc!â âThis baby at his or her fifth birthday.
Leaked a Week Early
It doesnât matter if itâs the new album on Lil Wayneâs laptop or the DMX in Arizonaâs finest correctional facility, nothing in the Hip Hop community gets released on time. This baby is no exception and will probably get leaked at least a week early. Someone in Beyonceâs entourage needs to follow her around with a towel and a catcherâs mitt after the eighth month. In the meantime, we can look forward to mixtapes from the womb and ultrasound pictures on World Star Hip Hop accompanied with speculation about who the baby is dating.
- Bey's not with child,she has gas. :-P
- Its going to be 50% hideous.
- It's gonna come out white cause it's mine!
- Is it just me or is Jay-Z one of the ugliest people on planet earth? Poor kid. Atleast it will have lots of money...
- its going to come out with sunglasses on and saying bring'em out bring'em out!!
- I'd be more interested in seeing what the offspring of Jay-Z and 50 Cent looked like.
- I am glad for them and their baby is going to be so beautiful.
- it's a girl and already dating marc anthony...
- do yo thang b i am so happy for u!!!!!!!
- If the baby comes out white it will be called. Beyond Saying
- the baby is going to look like me.........from the look of things!
- It's funny because it's true.
- No mention of the fetus's beef with Nas' toddlers? I guess we're waiting for the official release date to stir that pot, huh?
- How about jaybea for a girl and and beajay for a boy
- the real question is, what channel is the baby's reality show going to be on?
- I don't think so...
- i think its going to be a beautiful baby. and i think its a girl. im so happy for her..........and him.