By The Power of Garyskull
Action Relaxin! with the power to KiCK iT!
SuperWham: with the power of playing 80s pop music hits.
Zippy: His fast but not as fast as flash.
XXX men: with the power to have hardcore bisexual sex orgys at anytime.
Captain Cunt: his is just to much of a cunt to get anything done.
Babby Hands: He failed as a superhero because he has went on to become the big and badest crimnal on the face of the earth a yah see budy boy.
I Have the Power!
FlapJackMan: He Never leaves the damn the woods! All day long in the house making flapJacks.
Queen E: With the power to dance really fast, hard an sexy under strobe lights.
Ripp: He lives in the gym by day and by night he smokes weed and his always on the look out. ( i know that name is also Hulk Hogan's name in the movie no holds barred. )
Long John: Runs a restaurant biz by day and kickass by night. So look out punks.
Rad Dad: Anything for the kids to have a better way of life is what he is all about. An what he stands for RAD DAD!