I texted my clit once and everone blamed it on Brett Favre.
So i tryed a dating site and i went on a date with a guy that said I looked like a man in my pic.
Did you know suicide is at a all time high?
I have to sleep on the streets.
Just think are kids gandkids will still be living in are debt.
i have been come out with all kinds of movie, t.v shows and web shows ideas that have come out as of late but yet i have never need a dime from any of them at all what so ever. An yes i have to pay to see them just like you do. So yeah where is my mother f*cking money at FOD God D*MN! so f*ck you all i quit! now hand me that gun.
Did you know every time you watch Jay Leno the rich get richer and a comic dies?
That Ladie Gaga song born this way is about being born a gay man.
So i hear hell is like being a pirates fan but at least in hell there is less torcher.