The nearest toilet may be hundreds of feet away, but at your local Oktoberfest, beer wench cleavage is around every corner.
*Do not make eye contact with the beer wench before you puke in her boobs. She’s a professional, and knows a pre-vomit face when she sees one.
It’s handy, quick, and the chances are good whatever comes back up your digestive system will fit neatly inside.
When guys get tanked on gallons of beer, chances are good their pants are coming off for no reason. Find the nearest abandoned pair and puke your guts out.
Everyone one else will be throwing up over their safety bars, so you might as well.
What better way to warn people of the vomiting fun coming their way than throwing up all over the sign all the sober people see?
If you’re trying to impress a girl, or just say sentences that make sense, it just makes sense to get rid of whatever is giving you motion sickness by sticking your fingers down your throat and forcing a throw up right into your weird, German shorts.
They’ll be playing there, so why not? If you can, wait to upchuck during a new song. Don't do it during "Good." You'll ruin the whole reason people walked over from the biergarten in the first place.
What the fuck is someone doing with wine at Oktoberfest? Even if you don’t have to throw up, knock this out of their hands for being an idiot.
Or anything that looks like a tuba. There will be so many Bavarian-style bands, with tons of brass instrutments. Tubas are the easiest because of their wide openings but in a pinch, you can make spewing chunks into a fluegal horn work too.
The real Oktoberfest in Germany. 'Cause you'll look like a tourist.