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3. Buff Gay Men

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Similar to an elderly couple, the buff gay male couple sits in silence and sips their skinny frappacinos and doesn't say a word to each other. They might share a fruit cup or granola bar. Their tank tops will squeeze their bulging muscles and make the rest of us question the choice of half and half. And whatever you do, don't try to pet the German Shepherd laying under the table.

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