Six Coffee Shop Regulars

Why would two people meet for coffee in the afternoon? Because their moms set them up and coffee is easiest way to  get out of a date fast. At a coffee shop, as soon as you find out what a loser you’ve been set up with, you can gulp down your cup and be on your way. Listen close to the two people with awkward and distant body language.

"Oh, you don’t have a day job, you sell cleanse supplements not yet approved by the FDA? No I don't want to see a pamphlet."

"That’s really interesting that you’ve never been to the movies. No, I don't want to break you in."