We're all going to Disneyland! Never mind, let's just hang out in this office all day.
âMy mom, aunt and grandma raised me- I guess thatâs why I respect women so much. (Beat) Anyways, do you wanna grab a drink and fuuuuuck? No?- you just want to do your job? But youâre a beautiful womanâ¦ (mind explodes) DAMNIT TURTLE I LOVE HER."
Apparently Taylor Lautner only befriends people who look eerily similar to him, who are then sent to meander outside of offices in lieu of him meeting with studio heads. Fun tidbit:The deeper your bond with Taylor, the deeper your V neck tee.
Scott and E are business partners but will they ever be life partners? Not with Melinda Clarke of OC fame standing in their way, and Scott knows just the way to take her downâ¦ Approach her and E letting them know he canât stay, only to continue standing in front of them- his highlighted locks shimmering with the golden subtext of: BACK OFF MY MAN.
But often times two gingers cannot keep away from each other sexually (real fact of science, which I Wikipediaâd it so I know is legit) and thus E and Melinda Clarke consummated their fiery (crotched) bond after a few Budweisers and some timely Viagra digs.
Sean Jean for KKK
Billyâs like okay guys would a member of the klan rock a red (maybe itâs FUBU?) jump suit? I mean fine, maybe a super chill oneâ¦
The D Word
Disneyland in the summer? Sounds like a fucking nightmare. What is Ari thinking? Lines are out of control not to mention his wife wants a divorce.
Vinceâs Friend #3
For Turtle- million dollar investments come and go. Sometimes they donât work and other times they still donât work, but at least he knows he always has a position escorting Vince about town and killing background shots with Arnold.
- Haha, that last one is hilarious. During the entire interview I couldn't help but notice Turtle and Arnold were now in the business of doing background work.
- Cheap as always.
- You are vomit.
- People watch entourage??
- Nobody watches that fucking show, dumbass. Fucking bitch! You are garbage. You are the definition of a hack writer.
- @magnimus striker- biggest fagot ive never met. watch it every sunday after curb your enthusiasm. choke on a dick
- Jesus that was brutal
- WHY do you keep making these??? the show sucks.....but on the lighter side, not as much as this
- this prove that people do pretend to think what cute girls say matters
- This is all so true...but like an asshole I still watch this on Sundays.
- you have posted WAY to many of these. the show is over and most people are not still watching, so please stop posting these
- funny or die? die it is
- Why do people go on these just to hate? If they dislike the show and these lists, why waste their time commenting? I watch Entourage, I like these lists, post as many as you want, even after the show is over; in fact you should make lists when it's done noting your favorite episodes, cameos and quotes.