The Twelve Labours of The Situation ( are a series of Guidioic episodes concerning a penance carried out by the greatest of the Guido heroes, The Situation. In order to return to the Land of Guido's, New Jersey, The situation must complete labours.

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Beat Down the Beat

Slay the Nine Headed Angelina

Capture the golden hind of Sammi Sweetheart

Caputure the Essence of Pauly-D

Clean the Jowls of Snooki in a Day

Obtain the golden shirt, before the shirt

Acquire the sausage of wisdom

Steal the Golden Escalade

Slay an Army of Amazonian Grenades

Obtain the Tanning Oil of the Gods

Steal the Implants of J-Wow

Capture and Bring Back the Beat