Obama's Birth Certificate
For Further Examination and To Be Used in Demonic Visualization Ceremonies
23 Golf Courses, 8 Five Star Hotels, A Statue of TRUMP and a 13 Square Mile Donation to "The Natives"
All Little League Baseball Fields Across U.S.
Renovation into WWE Training Grounds and Outdoor Arena Seating
The Right to Own Rosie O'Donnell
Reconstructive Surgery So She Will Never Speak Again (TRUMP)
TRUMP Chocolate Bars
To Balance His Intake of Paper Money, Which He Considers a Vegetable