A Comedian's 2012 Presidential Picks

By GetsomeKAndy November 15, 2011 | 130 Views

In 2012, vote for the candidate that's going to make an impact where it counts - comedy.

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Barack Obama

NO: Not funny at all. We need to make him a one term president.

Michelle Bachmann

YES: First of all, her husband is gay so there's some good material there.

Also... Googly eyes. Just think, we could put googly eyes on everything. 4 years of googly eyes!

Rick Perry

NO: Do we really need 4 more years of George W. Bush jokes?

Nigerhead ranch is funny. Granted. But still.

Rick Santorum

MAYBE: spreadingsantorum.com/ So there's that... but it's kind of done to death already if you ask me.

Then again, we've been supporting US Ambassador to Denmark, Dick Swett for years and that's still funny. So OK fine, I change my vote to yes.

Newt Gingrich

YES: Well, there's always fat jokes.

Plus, true story, I used to work for a major hotel and rode in an elevator with him once. After chit chatting for a minute he started dropping hints about Asian prostitutes. Seriously. I swear on my mother's soul, that's a true story.

Mitt Romney

NO : What's funny about a Mormon with only one wife?

Herman Cain

TOP PICK !

A - He's a bumbling idiot, maybe even worse than W. Don't believe me? Ask him about Libya....

B - Seems like every day another hilarious sexual harassment claim comes up. Remember how much fun we had with Clinton?

C- He's black. So if you're also black, then say hello to endless material! AND unlike Obama who's unfunny -African black, Cain is jolly and hilarious -Uncle Phil black.

D- Pizza! The man makes pizza for a living!
Come on! He's like the Little Cesar's guy... except real! And stupid. And a pervert.....

For the sake of comedy, we must get this man elected! Herman Cain for President! of everything!

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