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Al Bundy at the Nudie Bar! Sayings that where really used on the show. (some where from the show but I put in a few of my own allso)SO LETS ROCK!
Published April 07, 2011 More Info »
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Published April 07, 2011

AL BUNDY LINES

Where you can Pitch a Tent & get Bent, at the nudie bar!

Where you can smack & ass and spend your cash, at the nudie bar!

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar!

Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar!

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar!

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar!

Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar!

Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar!

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar!

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar!

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar!

Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar!

where you can trow a fist & see a clit, at the nudie bar!

where you can take a seat & look at teat , at the nudie bar!

where you can't twist a nip but you can get twisted, at the nudie bar!

A place where you don't want to take a dump but can get a dry hump, AT THE NUDIE BAR!

where you can smack an ass if you pay for there smack, at the nudie bar!


 

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar!.

Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar!

Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar!

Where the Hooters are fake but they still make you want to Masturbatie, at the Nudie bar!

Where the  beers aren't cheap but women are, at the Nudie bar!

Where Morales Die & you need an alibi,  at the nudie bar!

Where it smells like fish & girls rub on your dick, at the nudie bar!

A place where the tircks are the treat, at the nudie bar!

where you spend a dime & don't know the time, at the nudie bar!

where the beer nuts are hard but yours are harder, at the nudie bar!

where it dosn't matter if your fat as long as you hit up the MAC, at the nudie bar!

Where the Hooters jiggle and Hineys wiggle, at the nudie bar!

where its always tits for tips, at the nudie bar!

where they stand on the bar with no bra on, at the Nudie bar!

where they show you there bum for there college funds, at the nudie bar!

Where the trash goes to look at hoes, at the nudie bar!

where the behinds are tight & the Bums fights, at the nudie bar!

Where Married men go to have a Marry time, at the nudie bar!

Where the dead inside go to feel alive, at the nudie bar!
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