Replacement Shows for HBO

Barely Legal ( Just turn that old B college party movie into a hit t.v show about the crazy years in a sh*tty college. For the teens that is a. "Jokes out the ass, sexy, lots and lots of sex, and all the ruff times that come with going to college as a young adult." A show where anything goes.) 

New episodes of Real Sex ( Because learning is fun.)

ROH Pro Wrestling Live ( An make it T.V MA to the extreme baby! P.S F*ck boxing. )

Herbin Seattle ( A show about potheaded hot chicks from the suburbs of Seattle trying to become a cool new punk rock band in this day age.)

The Playboys ( A show based off of real events back when the Playboy Mansion was in Chicago in the 50's - 70's. There are 1,000's of stories that need to be told a.) 

Superwoman ( Staring Barbie Blank aka Kelly Kelly as Superwoman but give it a lot more edge to it than the Supergirls or old Superwoman comics. Am talking so much more sexy and violent.  Am talking as f*cking crazy as it can get and then some HBO. You know real sick and twisted like son.)

The Kiss of Death ( A show about a con-artist hot young white trash chick named Jackie Hicks the b*tch that goes by a meany of a fake name. She will use anyone and everyone to get what she wants, and that want is money lots of money. But the thing is she will kill for cash becaue no matter how much money she gets it's never enuff. So she goes from town to town praying on the weak. Using her good looks and fake charm to do what ever the hell she wants because she is one f*cking crazy as all hell egomaniac my peeps. So don't be next because she will use you up untill she has to kill you bud. So stay on the look out dog.  Well she ever be stop and will anyone ever see what she is up to a? Find out on The Kiss of Death.) 

The Boogie Nights ( All new cast all new day. Same kind of sh*t as the old Boogie Nights movie but this time it's f in going down now a days with an all new cast on all new drugs you dig.) 

Miss. xxx ( Well sh*t it looks like we gots are selfz a new action hero hehe and this time it's a woman by the name of Vicky Jackson ( played by L double Lindsay Lohan "because she has to pay her back taxes.")  and where taking this never ending adventure to space in year 3,000 boy! Think Heavy Metal meets the XXX movies meets 007.) 

The New Adventures of Electra Woman and Dyna Girl ( But make it a action comedy this time around comedy first sexy action 2nd. Staring Carman Electra as Electra Woman Ashley Olsen as Dyna Girl.)

Dysfunctional ( A show about a family that is dysfunctional as it gets in every way you can think off and then some a. Staring (Sean Young) as The drunk Mom Faith Ashland her X the dead beat dad Jerry Ashland will be played by (David Arquette) as the piled up drummer, There oldest kid Hope Ashland played (Mary-Kate Olsen) as the drop out junkie, Bill Ashland there teen son and pot head played by (Ryan Lee) and the case work that is trying to keep this family together and get them back on the right path in life name Amanda Lawson will be played by Renee Zellweger. "Drugs use out the ass, mad sleeping around, very sad, very dark and deep with crazy crazy drama all the way around in this dark comedy i call Dyfunctional.") Get better soon.