Facebook: The Top 10 Things You’ll Never Read!!

1. You have been poked by Britney Spears.

2. Paris Hilton has tagged you in a video.

3. Guy Ritchie has changed his relationship status to 'Phew!'.

4. Robert Mugabe has joined the group 'I bet I can find another 10,000,000 people to vote for me in a Zimbabwe general election'.

5. Adolph Hitler has updated his status.

6. Picasso has written on your wall.

7. The Pope has got a new girlfriend!!

8. Ghandi is in Miami.

9. Can you confirm these details: We met randomly and had an amazing one-night stand.

10. Can you confirm these details: We worked together smuggling drugs out of Thailand.

Be seeing you!!

PS: Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!!

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