1. You have been poked by Britney Spears.
2. Paris Hilton has tagged you in a video.
3. Guy Ritchie has changed his relationship status to 'Phew!'.
4. Robert Mugabe has joined the group 'I bet I can find another 10,000,000 people to vote for me in a Zimbabwe general election'.
5. Adolph Hitler has updated his status.
6. Picasso has written on your wall.
7. The Pope has got a new girlfriend!!
8. Ghandi is in Miami.
9. Can you confirm these details: We met randomly and had an amazing one-night stand.
10. Can you confirm these details: We worked together smuggling drugs out of Thailand.
Be seeing you!!
PS: Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!!