1. The Terminator:

Not Arnold Schwarzenegger. The actual robot. A Republican President should have an iron fist and self-repairing circuitry since Republicans hate health care.

2. The Fictional Black President on "24":

He has previous experience as President (although he was only President for 24 hours), he supports torture, and he wasn't born in Kenya.

3. George Lucas:

He likes "wars" and robots like the Terminator. Plus the force is strong with him!

4. Alfred E. Neuman:

The smiley-faced "Mad Magazine" mascot's signature catch phrase "What? Me worry?" ties in perfectly with Republican hatred of social safety nets.

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