1. The Terminator:
Not Arnold Schwarzenegger. The actual robot. A Republican President should have an iron fist and self-repairing circuitry since Republicans hate health care.
2. The Fictional Black President on "24":
He has previous experience as President (although he was only President for 24 hours), he supports torture, and he wasn't born in Kenya.
3. George Lucas:
He likes "wars" and robots like the Terminator. Plus the force is strong with him!
4. Alfred E. Neuman:
The smiley-faced "Mad Magazine" mascot's signature catch phrase "What? Me worry?" ties in perfectly with Republican hatred of social safety nets. List continued by clicking here: FuntasticList.blogspot.com