Go ahead, check out that stache. Look closely. At first glance, it's a beard, which would obviously lead to a prompt dismissal from the band and chastising from society. But a close inspection reveals not
a beard, but a mustache that grows into the manliest muttunchop-mustache merger you've ever seen. No hair on that chin. No hair on that neck. It's like his nose grew a front yard but then expanded into the neighbor's property.